There’s nothing worse than a cold clam, a fact that Peter Frederiksen should be reminded of – the loony bin has been arrested for having 21 frozen ones in his kitchen.

All those spare fish boxes, yet the greedy bugger didn’t even gift a single one to Caitlyn Jenner.

It’s hard to explain away a clam stash so the dude did what all wise men would do, he blamed his wife. “I have told her to come and fetch these things,” he said in custody on Friday. “It is her fridge.”

Ginger Clam is trying to imagine what that chat must have sounded like. ‘Hi love, you know those frozen burgers you left, turns out they really are frozen burgers. Should I pop them in the microwave and feed them to the cat?’

It turns out that Frederiksen is one seriously nutty chap. The 63 year old is said to have lured lady clam owners to his home before drugging and performing surgery on them. He sounds like real marriage material.

The 63-year-old, who lives in Bloemfontein, South Africa, has been charged with intimidation, sexual assault and breaking local medical laws.

Ginger Clam has been trying to establish if there were any ginger clams in his growler collection, those things are worth a pretty penny.

The warrant officer in the case revealed:

“He’s been doing it for a long time because one of the genitals were marked with a lady’s name, the place Lesotho written on it, as well as the year 2010.”

We just can’t work out how the dude managed to get 21 clams before being caught, maybe the girls didn’t notice he’d nabbed their badgers.

Any female South African readers out there, perhaps it is worth peeking down and checking you’re still fully flapped.

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