Ginger Clam hasn’t been this sad since Baywatch was cruelly killed off. TV’s most fabulous boobies, brought to us courtesy of the sumptuous Sofia Vergara, are facing the chop. Booooo!
Modern Family star Vergara made the devastating revealtion on Bravo’s WWHL show. Her 32F jelly jewels were devastated to hear her say:
‘Something’s going to have to be done. It’s going to be really uncomfortable to walk with them hitting my knees! Yeah, eventually I’m going to have to have it sorted (surgery on her bam jams).’
Noooo! We want to see them hit your knees. We can carry them for you if it all gets too much, Sofia.
Ginger Clam is now officialy starting a campaign to rescue Vergara’s bangers from the chop. Please send donations to us at Clam HQ and write to your local politician demanding government intervention.
The star previously revealed the secret lowdown on her chest to Vanity Fair, she stated:
‘Believe me, I wish I had fake boobs. I lay down and they completely go down like all the way, like here. My whole life, buying a bra was a nightmare. What I used to do when I moved to L.A., I found places like Frederick’s of Hollywood that make bras for [strippers].’
Frederick’s sounds like a cool place to work?
We have to reason to feel optimistic, Sofia admitted that she prefers her boobs to her bum, perhaps she will see sense when faced with surgery. The joy mountains should be a protected area of natural beauty.
Sofia continued:
‘When I was 13, I got these ridiculous boobs. I wanted surgery. I told my mom, “As soon as I’m older, please take these boobs away.” It’s hard to dress. No matter what I wear, I look like a stripper. I mean, a normal girl will just put the dress on and leave. I need them to be like an armory. My dresses are like a work of art inside because, you know, I am 40 years old, I had a baby, and I am a 32F boob.’
Please join our fight to protect these glorious love mountains. If the planet can save the ozone layer, Sofia’s love pillows should be a winnable campaign.
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