Ginger Clam hasn’t been this excited since David Hasselhoff admitted he was a polar bear. Lord Kardashian, aka Bruce ‘take my testes’ Jenner, has finally started his journey to womanhood.
A family insider has confirmed to People magazine that Jenner is undergoing sex change procedures.
Clam hopes that Jenner’s ex-wife Kris ‘balls of steel’ Kardashian will now follow suit and become a woman.
The extraordinary sex change revelations have left the Kardashian family in a spin. It has been reported that Bruce’s son, Brody Jenner, is furious with step-sister Kim Kardashian over an interview she did discussing the changes.
Bruce has already had his trachea surgically altered, next up could be a full mangina and some pointy nip nips.
People magazine quoted a family insider revealing full candid details:
“Bruce is transitioning to a woman, he is finally happy and his family is accepting of what he’s doing. He’s in such a great space. That’s why it’s the perfect time to do something like this.”
If Ginger Clam had to live with the beautiful Kardashian girls and not be allowed to get jiggy with them we’d probably admit defeat and lob our balls off as well.
“He’s being very smart about and also respectful about his transition,’ the insider said. “Instead of completely shocking everyone, his changes have been subtle, and his family has had the chance to slowly get used to his new looks and life.”
“He has come out to those closest to him… He’s been through a dark period and is coming out on the other side,” added the insider.
Meanwhile, TMZ reports on advanced developments: ‘Bruce is now far along in the process, has undergone various procedures and psychological counseling, and is ready to show his journey to the world.’
We don’t care about your journey Bruce, we just want a peep at your new Ginger Clam.
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