This Weekend on 5*: Friends, Crime, and The Transporter – Your Must‑Watch Guide
If you’re looking for a mix of nostalgia, edge‑of‑your‑seat thrillers and solid talk‑show banter, 5* delivers. Below is a curated list of what’s on, with a candid take on each and quick picks for families, teens, and adults.
Friends – Still Pick‑Up the Laughs
The iconic sitcom returns with a new season of 13‑episode arcs. First up is Episode 12 (08:00‑08:30 BST): Rachel’s birthday drama with Gavin. 
Opinion: The series still holds up well for those who love witty banter and character chemistry. It’s a reliable choice for a relaxed evening.
Shoplifters: Caught Red Handed – Crime Buff’s Playground
From 10:00‑11:00 BST to 11:00‑12:00 BST, the show tracks real‑world thefts. Episodes 13 and 14 cover AI‑driven theft prevention and a tense gang showdown.
Opinion: The series offers a one‑of‑the‑better‑options look into modern crime tactics and showcases how tech is changing the game.
Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords – The Reality of Housing Crisis
From 12:00‑13:00 BST to 15:00‑16:00 BST, the documentary follows landlords and tenants in distress. Each episode dives into eviction stories, mortgage arrears, and the human side of housing woes.
Opinion: While the content can be heavy, it holds up well for viewers interested in real‑world social issues.
Traffic Cops – High‑Octane Road Safety
From 12:00‑15:00 BST, watch police in Yorkshire chase thieves, tackle night riots, and uncover hidden drug caches.
Opinion: The footage is reliable for those who enjoy police procedural thrills without the melodrama.
The Transporter – Action for Adrenaline Junkies
At 21:05‑22:05 BST, the 2002 classic returns with Jason Statham. For the next hour, the high‑octane thriller keeps the adrenaline pumping.
Opinion: The film remains a reliable action staple, still entertaining for action lovers.
Piers Morgan: Uncensored – Debate for the Bold
From 21:55‑23:30 BST, Morgan leads a direct‑talk debate on current affairs. It’s a one‑of‑the‑better‑options show for those who prefer unfiltered commentary.
Opinion: The program holds up well for viewers who enjoy a mix of journalism and opinion.
Kids & Teens – What’s Safe?
The sitcom Friends is family‑friendly with mild language. For teens, Traffic Cops offers a glimpse of real‑world policing without graphic violence. Parents should note that Adults Only programmes are definitely not for minors.
Adults – For Those Who Want More Depth
If you’re craving medical drama, Trauma Room One (20:00‑21:00 BST) and Surgeons: A Matter of Life or Death (21:00‑22:00 BST) are solid picks. For investigative crime, Killer on the Run (23:00‑00:00 BST) offers a tense storyline.
Bottom Line
This weekend, 5* balances classic sitcoms with fresh crime and medical drama. Whether you’re looking for light nostalgia or a deep dive into real‑world issues, there’s something for everyone.