Usain Bolt might be lightening on the track but according to his recent lover, Jady Durate, he doesn’t have ‘Linford’s lunchbox‘ in his shorts.

If you haven’t read about Usain’s cheeky night with the Brazilian beauty in Rio yet, you’ve been living under a rock.

The 20-year-old student has spilled the beans on her magical evening with Jamaica’s finest, she revealed to the Mail Online: “It was very passionate and hot – we were devouring one another. He has the body of a champion although his male parts do not match – he is just like a regular guy.”

Ouch! Bet that’s a hard pill to swallow for the Olympic phenomenon, however we reckon his recent set of Gold medals will soften the blow.

Speaking of blowing, Durate claimed the pair romped for a two, one hour sessions – we’re delighted he’s found something which takes longer the 9.58 seconds.

Good job he doesn’t have a monster cock though, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to walk after that sex marathon, what an athlete!

Apparently Bolt gave her a 100 Euro note to get a cab home and said he’d call her again! The naive chick said:  ”I really thought we had something going … But now I can see that he picks up women as quickly as he picks up gold medals.”

She’s hit the nail on the head there, as since then Bolt’s been pictured with an array of beauties, he’s really celebrating in style!

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