Oh dear, it seems that poor Kendall ‘yawn’ Jenner still hasn’t worked out that her attraction to Harry ‘ladyboy’ Styles is only down to him being the spitting image of her Mom-Pop Caitlyn Jenner.

The on-off-on-off celeb couple were snapped on a secret shopping trip yesterday by an eagle-eyed fan in LA. How f’ing exciting.

Perhaps Harry had popped to LA to explain to Kendall why an air hostess was all over the English press claiming that the little 1D lothario had been boinking her.

Megan Smith claims she was dating Harry for nine months but dumped him after seeing him photographed with Kendall.

Harry might look like Katy Perry but he sure knows how to bag the babes. From Pandora Lennard to Taylor Swift to Caroline Flack, Styles is a busy boy. Maybe he’s hung like a wildebeest.

Yesterday’s sighting of the couple was the first time they’d been seen together since their romantic Caribbean getaway in January.

Ginger Clam is confident the relationship could work out, both stars have the same hair and breasts. Maybe they should just get married and stop messing around.

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