Calvin ‘even more boring than my girlfriend’ Harris is used to smash hits, but this time he has created one on the highway.

The 32-year-old DJ had a serious car crash in LA last night and suffered a ‘facial laceration’. Sounds almost horny.

Harris was reportedly being driven to LAX when he was hit by another car. The passenger in that vehicle – said to be just 16-years-old – has reportedly suffered a broken pelvis.

Calvin has been buffing Taylor Harris’s pelvis in recent months but, to the best of our knowledge, he has never broken it.

A statement appeared on on the Scottish star’s Facebook page stating:

“Adam’s transport was involved in a collision this evening on the way to the airport. As a result, he will be unable to perform at Omnia tonight. He has been examined by doctors and told to rest for a few days.”

Harris was scheduled to appear at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas last night. He had also been scheduled to headline the Hangout Festival in Alabama tonight.

Reports suggest that Harris checked himself out of hospital ‘against medical advice’ when he was told that there was no private room available. The big fellow must have wanted to knock one out whilst waiting for the doctor.

Better luck next time, Calvin. We presume Taylor is already wearing her finest nurse outfit and taking care of you properly.

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