Toot toot! Justin Timberlake has officially confirmed that he and Jessica Biel are expecting a baby.
Ginger Clam is sad to report that the former ladies man can no longer use his ‘Trousersnake’ moniker – now it’ll have to be just plain ole ‘Daddy’.
Rumours have been circulating for months that the star couple had news to celebrate – Timberlake confirmed things today by posting this adorable / nauseating Instagram picture of him kissing Biel’s swollen belly.
If that wasn’t cheesy enough, the curly-topped twat captioned the picture with:
Thank you EVERYONE for the Bday wishes! This year, I’m getting the GREATEST GIFT EVER. CAN’T WAIT. #BoyOrGirl #YouNeverKnow#WeDontEvenKnow#WeAreTakingBets.
How do we really know who the daddy is? Clam is secretly hoping that Mike Tyson is really the father, it will make for great larks in the delivery room when the little baba pops out. Then Timberlake can write a song about it.
Biel has been pictured wearing loose fitting clothing for some months… People couldn’t work out if Timberlake had popped a bun in her oven or if she had just been overdoing the turkey sandwiches at Christmas. It seems she was porky because she’d been porked, so need to panic.
The boring couple have been together for eight years, which in showbiz years is about eighty. They are clearly doing something right.
The pair got married in 2012 at the glamorous Borgo Egnazia resort in Fasano, Italy. Ginger Clam did not attend because it would have been s**t.
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