This week news anchor John Brown became a global hero. That’s right, a true inspiration for the modern world.
During a live airing on Fox35, Brown decided that he’d had enough of the Kardashian family and stormed off. Ginger Clam sends him a big high five. Maybe even a tongue sandwich.
As a co-host is about to read out a story about the celeb family, the anchor announces: “I’m having a good Friday, so I refuse to talk about the Kardashians today. You’re on your own Amy”. He then stands up and marches off the set.
In an attempt to get him involved the woman explains that the story is about Kylie Jenner naming her rabbit Bruce. Quite understandably, this does not help the situation. The angry anchor goes on a rant, he says: “I don’t care about this family. I’m sick of this family. I can’t take it anymore.
“It’s a non-story! It’s a non-story! We’re talking about this family every freaking day on this show. Nobody cares about this family anymore.”
And the rage continues: “I’ve had enough. It’s Friday. I wanna have a good Friday. I don’t wanna talk about the Kardashians. It’s enough of these douche bags.”
The family, which was never deserving of celebrity status apart from a decent sex vid, has been spamming the news for years now. It was about time that someone attempted stop to what was started with someone sucking Ray J’s ding dong.
Ginger Clam salutes you John Brown, stick it to these talentless, sexy Kardashians.
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