tiger lily pan

The new Peter Pan movie may be the worst thing to happen to the classic children’s tale since Neverland Ranch.

Ever since Hollywood turned its back on original ideas, it’s resorted to revamping – that is, butchering – old ones. In yet another origins story, screenwriter Jason Fuchs put a new spin on the children’s book that hipsters hold so dear. Pan will be about an orphan who gets whisked away by pirates to Neverland. He finds out that he is the chosen one to save Neverland from the evil pirate, Blackbeard.

You might also like: Mrs. Doubtfire sequel in the works — but who wants it?

And it’s also set in World War II. Obviously.

Amanda Seyfried is the latest member to join the cast as Mary. Her Les Mis co-star Hugh Jackman will play Blackbeard. Hopefully neither will sing. But even if they did, that’s the least of Warner Bros’ problems. Pretty boy Garrett Hedlund will play the role of Hook and naturally, a Caucasian Rooney Mara was chosen to play the Native American Tiger Lily. Let’s just say that didn’t go over well.

You might also like: Paul Walker to be replaced on Fast & Furious 7 by his brothers

But even with controversial (or terrible) casting decisions in tow, Warner Bros. promises an international world – whatever that means.

You might also like: Channing Tatum wants to follow Magic Mike with X-Men’s Gambit

Watch FilmOn Classics:

For more streaming TV and movies, visit FilmOn.

Follow TV Mix on Twitter: @tvmixusa
Contact TV Mix: editors@tvmix.com


By admin

Free WordPress Themes