The recent reports linking David Beckham to the iconic James Bond role didn’t impress Ginger Clam – who wants a spy with a voice higher than Dolly Parton on helium? Now Beckham himself has confirmed that it would be a very bad idea.

“I’ve never, ever thought about going into any kind of acting,” David said (as the world breathed a sigh of relief). “People have actually started talking about me and my new career of acting, which – it’s not my new career of acting, it’s just something that I’m kind of stepping into and enjoying myself with.”

Ginger Clam doesn’t have a clue what any of that means, but talking has never been Dave’s strong point.

Referring to the flood of rumours claiming that Becks was set to be the next super spy, the star’s response left little to the imagination:

“I saw that the other day and I laughed many times about it. Definitely won’t be in the next James Bond.”

Perhaps Dave would be better suited to the role of a new Bond baddie, PussyVoice or ThickHead are two roles that spring to mind.

Meanwhile, rumours continue that a new Bond is set to be announced, Daniel Craig’s receding hairline appears to be leaving producers with no other option.

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