Oh wow, Ginger Clam hasn’t been this excited since Donald Trump licked her armpits. Jennifer ‘finally found a husband’ Aniston reportedly has a bun in the oven.
In Touch magazine has declared to the world that the actress, 47, has had a shuffle session on a ding dong and is now rockin’ a foetus. That probably means she’s pregnant. If not, who cares?
‘She’s pregnant,’ a ‘friend’ of the celeb couple told the US magazine. ‘She and Justin are ecstatic. Jen has wanted to have a baby with Justin for years.’
‘Their baby news came at a bad time in her life, too,’ the source said, suggesting that Jen may have known since last month.
‘She just lost her mother, and she and Justin almost broke up. But now this surprise pregnancy has turned the worst of times into the best of times.’
The magazine details, ‘Her cravings, baby name and the nursery’ and ‘How the surprise pregnancy saved her marriage’on the cover. The issue will be released tomorrow.
Jennifer has had a string of bad luck with men, which she has chosen to reflect by starring in a string of horrifically bad romcom movies. Now that she has found love with Justin Theroux she’ll maybe appear in a movie that doesn’t make you want to wank tears from a clown.
Ginger Clam tried to contact Jennifer Aniston for a comment but she didn’t hear us shouting from our prison cell.
Good luck Jen, at least we know you’ve not been taking it up the a**.
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