Thanks to some photos leaked by ComicBookMovie.com, the world got its first glimpse of Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And guess what?
They look like shit.
The blurry close-up of Leonardo looks like Baby Sinclair from the ‘90s TV show, Dinosaurs. From what we can tell, the baby grew up, got really into Japanese culture, and wears samurai outfits for fun.
Meanwhile, Shredder looks like he pulled double duty as a Transformers villain as well as the leader of the Foot Clan. Don’t forget that underneath all that scrap metal, he transforms into the white guy Bay hired to play the Japanese character, Michael Fichtner.
Comic Book Movie has since taken the images down at the studio’s request. But the pain is still very real. So far, there’s nothing likeable about Ninja Turtles. Every new “reveal” is just reassuring the world that this shit show is going to be awful.
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