The live-streaming and on-demand content provider FilmOn has a virtually limitless catalogue of outstanding film and television offerings from timeless classic films, to the latest groundbreaking television series. But something that gets lost in all the hype of truly sensational material is that you don’t always want to watch something good. Film and TV commentary […]
The live-streaming and on-demand content provider FilmOn has a virtually limitless catalogue of outstanding film and television offerings from timeless classic films, to the latest groundbreaking television series. But something that gets lost in all the hype of truly sensational material is that you don’t always want to watch something good. Film and TV commentary is trapped within a paradigm of “highly rated” and “critically acclaimed” while the TV and movie viewing habits of actual people prove that sometimes people just want USDA Certified Prime Trash. Even in this field, FilmOn’s got you covered with a channel dedicated to the best of the worst.
Long before Rotten Tomatoes was handing out failing grades like a summer school teacher…before Twitter was descending on garbage flicks like a pack of hyenas on a limping gazelle…even before sadistic YouTubers were uploading 10-minute long reviews that just comprised the word “shit”…before all of that, there were the Golden Raspberry Awards, or the Razzies. Think about them like the bizarro Oscars. The award ceremony has recognized achievements in truly horrific filmmaking and acting over the last 38 years, with some notable recipients including Sylvester Stallone, Madonna, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Paris Hilton.
The tradition began like most Hollywood traditions—with a publicist. John J. B. Wilson, a copywriter and publicist, held an annual Oscars party at his house like many Los Angelenos. But in 1981, following the 53rd Academy Awards, felt particularly inspired by the year’s particularly uninspiring films. After the ceremony, his passed out ballots to his guests to vote on the worst film of the year. The two nominees: Can’t Stop the Music and Xanadu. He counted the ballots, and standing in front of the living room of friends with a foam ball attached to a broom doubling as a mic, he announced the winner: Can’t Stop The Music.
The impromptu event was a resounding success, and the following year Wilson hosted the 2nd Golden Raspberry Awards. While the first event only drew a crowd of three dozen people, that number doubled the next year. Soon, by the fourth year, Wilson figured out that the event would draw much more press if he scheduled it before the Oscars.
“We finally figured out you couldn’t compete with the Oscars on Oscar night, but if you went the night before, when the press from all over the world are here and they are looking for something to do, it could well catch on,” he said to BBC News.
Unsurprisingly, most Razzie winners don’t collect their awards in person. But there have been some notable exceptions. In 2005, for her performance in that super hero movie we all like to pretend didn’t happen (Catwoman), Hallie Berry accepted her award on stage in a move of Bad Review Judo. Berry’s mocked her own emotional 2002 Oscars acceptance speech for Best Actress, similarly accepting the Razzie in a near-ecstatic state of joy. Then Berry let the shade fly, and if it was sunny in that room before she began talking, it was sure overcast after she finished.
“First of all, I’d like to thank Warner Brothers. Thank you for putting me in a piece-of-shit, god-awful movie.”
So if you want to honor this moment and others like it, turn to the Razzies Channel on FilmOn.
It’s easy to get lost in the countless offerings spanning the 600 channels on FilmOn TV, which means that sometimes we overlook the hidden gems in favor of sticking to the same familiar channels. So every now and then, we like to break from our routine and spotlight some criminally overlooked programming. With so much […]
It’s easy to get lost in the countless offerings spanning the 600 channels on FilmOn TV, which means that sometimes we overlook the hidden gems in favor of sticking to the same familiar channels. So every now and then, we like to break from our routine and spotlight some criminally overlooked programming. With so much amazing content out there today, it’s especially easy to forget that great TV has existed for decades. These three shows should help remind you.
Strange Paradise only ran for one year, but oh, what a year it was. Think The Castle of Otranto meets Days of Our Lives. The Canadian occult-supernatural soap opera, which ran from 1969 to 1970, follows the tragic story of Jean Paul Desmond (Colin Fox), a wealthy but cursed widower who tries to bring his recently deceased wife back to life. But by meddling in forces that he doesn’t understand, Jean Peal brings even more tragedy to himself and the small Caribbean island he calls home, Maljardin.
For a real trip into a bygone era, look no further than Private Secretary. From 1953 to 1957, the show gave audiences a window into the office antics of Susie MacNamara (Ann Southern), a former stage actress-turned secretary for theatrical agent Peter Sands (Don Porter). In each episode, Susie attempts to help Peter with a different facet of his personal life, skewing the workplace dynamics towards the unprofessional with unexpected and comical results. If you are looking for tits and ass, this is not the show for you. But if you’re looking for a rollicking time capsule of post-War gender dynamics, then buckle that seat belt and button that top button, baby. For a modern frame of reference, imagine a version of The Office with only Pam and Michael, where Pam respects Michael, where Michael behaves with a sober rationality, and where the characters are contractually obligated to smoke Lucky Strike Cigarettes every episode.
Date with the Angels
“The time? About 11 months after Vicky and Gus Angel get married. The Plot? Every married woman with a single friend will understand. The characters? They’re a perfect match—but a match doesn’t always light,” narrates a much younger but still recognizable Betty White in the intro to Date with the Angels. The 1957 show fell into the genre of domestic comedy, in the vein of contemporary shows like Roseanne, Mom, and Kevin Can Wait, but only lasted for 33 episodes. In its all-too-brief run, the show won over the hearts of viewers with the dynamic pairing of Vicki Angel (Betty White) and her new husband, Gus (Bill Williams). Watching the show now, it’s not hard to see why Betty White has lasted so long in the industry—her charisma and charm were clear from the very beginning.