Katy ‘slight horseface’ Perry and Orlando ‘hot wife long gone’ Bloom seem to be hitting full romance mode in 2016.

Having caused a stir with their outrageous flirting at the Golden Globes, numerous sightings of the couple have now been reported on mysterious dates this week.

Last night the star pair were snapped attending The Absolute Brightness of Leonard Pelkey, a boring ass play at the Kirk Douglas Theatre in California. Ginger Clam prefers a date with some action – a quick McDonalds then straight to the hot tub with a bottle of bubbly and some handcuffs.

The stars of the play, James Lecesne and Vinessa Shaw, posted this picture on Twitter. It shows the excited actors looking retarded meeting the celeb couple backstage.

Loved-up Bloom and Perry seem to be inseparable at the moment. Just days ago they were spotted getting all touchy feely at the Stella McCartney bash at Amoeba Music in LA.

After some major marriage mistakes – Katy famously got hitched to wild man Russell Brand, while Orlando married supermodel Miranda Kerr – the pair obviously have something in common. Loads of emotional baggage.

Ginger Clam would like to see this one work out. Between them it seems like they’ve dated half of Hollywood. Hang up your condoms kids and settle down.

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