Surprise surprise super douche-bag Chris Brown is having problems with the ladies.

A court has apparently ordered the singer to stay away from a woman who was previously arrested for trespassing at his home. Something doesn’t smell right here… And for once it isn’t Harry Styles’ armpits.

Breezy has to stay 100 yards away and have no contact with Danielle Patti after she reportedly claimed he’s been threatening her on social media.

According to TMZ the girl explained she’s been cleared of all charges against her and has a different version of the events that occurred on the day of her arrest. She also said she was dating the star…. which could well be a possibility considering the list of lovers he’s had.

Although Riri’s ex doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to abusing women, this story seems a little far fetched!

Do we feel sorry for Breezy, do we f***!

The allegations have been widely reported but Chris has yet to make his own statement. We await with baited breath!

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