Grandmaster Flash might not have had a hit for a while, but it seems that one very special idiot has truly forgotten that the rap legend ever existed.

Ginger Clam hasn’t heard a story this special in many, many years…

Mr Flash decided to do some shopping at a computer store in downtown New York and parked his Dodge Charger at a nearby garage. That’s when the problems began…

“I came back two hours later,” reveals the star. “Homeboy told me he gave my car to somebody with no ID that looked like me. What?!”

That’s right – the valet had indeed mistaken somebody else for Grandmaster. Dude, there is only one Grandmaster!

“I walk up to the attendant and I hand him my ticket,” reveals Flash. “His eyes get big and he says to me, “Oh my God. I’ve given your car to somebody else by accident.”

“So now I’m saying to myself maybe this guy is playing a punk, joke on me, or maybe he knows who I am and he wants to see if I’m gonna get crazy.”

Unfortunately for the Big G Master this was no joke. The $45,000 car also contained $50,000 of musical equipment and rare records.

“I had three crates of records in the car,” the star said. “My vintage, because I’m doing a movie with Baz Luhrmann and I had to do a scene with my old-school vinyl, which is priceless to me.”

Clam wants to know what happened to the valet? Surely a promotion is in order? Parking would be so much more fun if you parked your crappy Ford and then got a star rapper’s blinged up beast back instead.

Flash uploaded a video and captioned it:

‘The attendant gave my Whip to somebody that was Dressed like me minus the PUMAS if he knew that much of kicks WHY did he give the car up— dude Had NO ID had NO Stub WTH.’

The good news for Grandmaster Flash is that he is in the press again for the first time since dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Enjoy the attention, Mr Flash. Maybe this was all a big ploy to get you back in the public eye?

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