Demi Levato might look as plain as her yawn-inducing music, but her stark bollock naked pictures suggest Ginger Clam might have been underestimating the gal’s pedigree.

Competing against Miley ‘Oops I’ve just superglued my nips to a horse and here’s the pic’ Cyrus and other media-savvy pop gals is no easy task. We’re pleased that Demi has finally realised that her face is not enough. Wheel the ass out for emergency publicity.

The dull singer has just been photographed naked for Vanity Fair and the world has gone gaga for her bumbum. Awesome.

Of course, the naked pictures had nothing to do with generating media coverage for Demi’s music career. Instead, photographer Patrick Ecclesine explained that the star was in mourning after the death of her great-grandfather; the grief ‘inspired her to do the photoshoot’. Eh? Was Grand Pops buried naked as well?

She said: “If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the past day, it’s that life is too short.”

Too short not to get your wobbly melon out for the camera.

“I want to show the side of me that’s real, that’s liberated, that’s free. What if we do a photoshoot where it’s totally raw? Super-sexy, but no make-up, no fancy lighting, no retouching, and no clothing. Let’s do it here, let’s do it now.”

Yawn. In other photos, Demi cups her chimichangas while posing naked in a bath full of water.

Then the singer gets into the shower. Good girl, baths aren’t that clean. Big Bum then stands under the running water with a sexy black T-shirt clinging to her musical milk jugs.

Her motivation was only for artistic purposes. Ha ha ha ha. Smack.

The photogrpaher, Ecclesine, said: “Lovato and I worked in near silence, making our way through the hotel room, communicating with subtle gestures, nods, and tilts of the head.”

Vomit, vomit, vomit.

Nice ass though, love, well done.

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