Just when Ginger Clam was feeling that Mylie Cyrus was her fave little wild child, Lohan has kicked up a storm to remind us that nobody does loopy like the Lohan.

This time the actress has really upped the ante – she’s allegedly set to become a bona fide fugitive. Amazeyballs!

Lohan was sentenced to community service because she’s a little bit naughty. Now, however, it looks like she will struggle to complete the required hours before the May 28th deadline.

So, according to TMZ: ‘Lindsay has made it clear to friends and family … if she doesn’t get it done, she won’t go back to California for her court hearing. She says a very rich friend has a hotel in Monaco and has given her carte blanche to stay indefinitely, and she’ll take him up on the offer.’

Who is her secret friend? Santa Claus? Either way, the dude will sure be having his sacked emptied.

Apparently Lohan ‘can’t be extradited for a reckless driving misdemeanor, so authorities can’t touch her’. She seems like some kind of superhero – with a nice set of deadly baps.

We love the fact that the big double L is giving us some top class drama. Maybe we could smuggle her into the country in our Ginger Clam and keep her safe… She just needs gin and cuddles and Lindsay will be a good girl.

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