Ah poor little Caitlyn Jenner, she’s been busy trying to reach down to kiss goodbye to her ding dong but now she’s realised she’s missing ex-wife Kris. Darn, life can be so complicated.

Caitlyn decided to share her woes with her millions of Twitter twat followers. She wrote with her man hands:

Reading the VF article reminded me of the love & good times Kris & I shared for so many years…

Wouldn’t trade that time for anything!

Not even a fully working vajayjay, Caitlyn? Or a bosom like Kym? No surgeon can recreate those bad boys. Anyway, we’re feeling your pain.

Kris has been sharing the love as well. She faced condemnation for telling ABC News ‘no comment’ when asked about Jenner’s ‘gender affirmation’ last month. However, she tried to make amends by writing:

Not only was I able to call him my husband for 25 years and father of my children, I am now able to call him my hero.

Her hero finalised the couple’s divorce on March 23… 23-years after they got married.

It must be an emotional time for poor Caitlyn. Ginger Clam recommends she gives her mangina a good long soak in the bath, pours a glass of champers and spoils herself.

We love you CJ, you’re all woman to us.

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