Joss ‘used to be famous when she was 5′ Stone has cancelled a string of tour dates for a vitally important reason – she has a sick dog.

Despite the fact that Ginger Clam once bailed on a big night out because of her pussy (it was itchy), we still find Stone’s excuse incredibly lame.

Caribbean fans of the singer (all three of them) have been left ‘devastated’ after she pulled a string of dates in Barbados and Trinidad and Tobago.

Stone herself even admitted that the excuse may sound ‘ridiculous’. Her statement read:

“Missy is the closest thing I have to a child. I know to some that may sound ridiculous but for me it is everything.

“I hope that those who have planned to attend the shows can understand. I will come back I promise. But right now Missy comes first.

“Please say a prayer for missy. I don’t know what I will do if she is not around. I can’t bare the thought. Please say a prayer even if you don’t believe in God, just put out some good energy for her.”

Ginger Clam has said a prayer for Missy, but suspects the dog probably just tried to top itself.

Joss explained: “If I get nervous I walk around my house and I send Missy into the room.

She’s so awesome she literally walks around the room then comes out and looks at me and says OK, and we go to the next one. It’s quite cool.”

It sounds amazeyballs! A dog that walks into rooms. Whatever will they invent next?

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