OK – we know there’s a lot of important news going on around the globe but we’re gonna cut to the chase and talk about the one story that really matters:  Pammy Anderson is gonna go nude again in Playboy.

Yes folks – the world is gonna get one last chance to say farewell to Pam’s clam, when she becomes the last celebrity to bare her baps for Hugh Heffner’s magazine.

Here at Ginger Clam we were saddened by Playboy’s recent announcement that it will no longer publish nude images from next year – on the grounds that in the internet age they have become ‘passe’ (presumably that’s corporate speak for the fact that the majority of dudes who like to jerk off go online to do it these days).

Playboy’s final nude set will be a new shoot of Pam to be published in its January-February issue, making it a Happy Nude Year.

Pam, who has posed for Playboy 12 times in the past, told Entertainment Tonight: “I got a call from (Hugh Heffner’s) attorney who said: ‘We don’t want anybody else. There’s nobody else, could you do the last cover of Playboy?’ ”

We’ll be at the newsstand bright and early on January 1 to get our copy. Meanwhile, don’t worry, there’s still plenty of celebrity T & A over at Paper Magazine!

God Bless America.

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