Ginger Clam hasn’t been this excited since Hilary Clinton munched down on our clam chowder…

Prince Harry and Hermione getting jiggy together!?! Yowzers!!

In what may be the best showbiz scoop of the year, an Australian publication has published sensational details about ‘secret dates’ between the ginger nearly-King and the posh nearly-hot actress.

To make things even funnier, Princey baby wooed the sultry Watson with… an email. Oh Jeez.

Woman’s Day reports on how the orange-headed horny Royal did it:

‘When Harry heard she had split from her British rugby player boyfriend Matthew Janney at the end of last year, he called on mutual friends to help him hook up with the actress.

He then sent Emma a short email saying that he would “like to get to know her” and invited her out.

Although 12 other friends went along too to make Emma feel a little more comfortable, the pair hit it off!’

‘Hitting it off’ presumably means at least a bounce on the royal mattress and a ride home in Her Maj’s horse and carriage.

“Harry didn’t want her to feel like she was put on the spot,” explains one insider. “A party also shows he’s fun and not stuffy.”

“He’s smitten – and it’s more than Emma’s looks.”

Emma has already charmed big cheese daddy Prince Charles and has also previously met Prince William. It sounds like she is practically the next Queen.

Which makes those unfortunate hairy burger shots as she was papped getting out of a car all those years ago seem, um… f’ing hilarious.

Well done Emma – you may have learnt some clever tricks at Hogwarts, but transforming yourself into royalty is real magic.

From Harry Potter to Prince Harry, well done girl.

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