This is more surreal than if Donald Trump was having a threesome with Miley Cyrus and Kermit the Frog. Reports are suggesting that ginger minger Ed Sheeran is dating superbabe Nicole Scherzinger. Amazeyballs!
Ginger Clam is looking forward to some serioulsy fun Jaffa Cake babies.
According to The Sun newspaper, Sheeran has even taken his Pussycat babe to his home town Suffolk for a series of romantic dates.
A source said:
“As far as Ed is concerned they were in the early stages of dating and he’s been open about it with close friends and colleagues.”
Nicole has also dedicated a song to her ginger love machine at a recent gig in Hollywood.
Apparently the sexy pop star turned to Sheeran’s music after her recent split with F1 star Lewis Hamilton. Why rely on an MP3 when you can have the real singer to yourself?
“They were showbiz friends who saw each other on the scene,” a source revealed. “She was drawn to him over the last few months through his music. When she split from Lewis, she was heartbroken but ended up playing Ed’s songs on a loop.”
A close friend of Scherzinger apparently stated: ‘She and Ed are extremely close. Nicole says he is the male version of her.’
Well, a male, ginger, pale, scrawny version of her.
Ginger Clam couldn’t be happier for the pair, Sheeran is the nicest man in pop and Scherzinger has great boobs – what could go wrong?!
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