It’s a sad day for Ginger Clam, Megan ‘hotter than a flaming sambuca’ Fox has revealed that she won’t be doing any more raunchy flicks. Heartbreaking.

The sizzler is known more for her perky nips than her acting skills so Clam is a little confused how her career will now progress any further.

Fox told The Sun that her family life has changed everything.

“There are just certain things boys should never see their mothers do. There are some good projects I’ve read that are with talented people, talented directors, but the things the women are required to do in the movie are things I can’t have my sons ever know or see.”

It is a sad day for horny chaps everywhere. Fox continued:

“It’s up to the mother to determine what she thinks her children can handle seeing or not. I don’t think my children should ever see me doing some of that stuff. I don’t think my boys could handle that. They can’t separate the experience from the reality from the art. It gets very confusing when it’s your own mother.”

It does, it would droop the fiercest of boners.

In further bad boner news, Fox also revealed that she was definitely no longer single and planned to stay with her wrinkly old on-again-off-again hubby Brian Austin Green. Yawn.

“The third one (child) will have the best experience of us as parents. And he also has two older brothers who are also going to take care of him.”

Now that Fox’s box has entered retirement we’ll just have to find a new hottie to dribble over.

Farewell, Megan, it’s been a treat.

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