Caitlyn Jenner has proudly been notching up all the things a woman needs: a pair of chas chas, a mangina, big lips and some nice dresses. Ginger Clam is now pleased to announce that she will be adding a vital ingredient – some man lovin’.
During a new promo of her reality show I Am Cait, the star is asked: ‘Would you consider yourself to be lesbian?’ Her response was clear: ‘To be honest with you, I don’t see myself dating women in the future.’
The press has linked Caitlyn to her close pal Candis Cayne recently, but it seems she’s had enough of fanny and wants something to fill her lunchbox. How exciting. Ginger Clam has texted her Justin Bieber’s number.
‘I’ve been there, done that and got three ex-wives,’ says Jenner in reference to his swap from women to men.
However, perhaps suggesting a reluctance to jump straight on the next available ding dong, Jenner also said: ‘Sometimes I feel like I’m throwing old Bruce out the door. Maybe he didn’t deserve to be gone.’
Don’t worry love, he’s not gone, you’ve just lobbed his balls off and shaved his chest.
In the new promo footage, Jenner also referred to the attack she faced from Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes. The Brit comedian said she had made a great transition but ‘hadn’t done a lot for women drivers’.
‘On Ricky, I think what I’m gonna do is call the Golden Globes and see if they need a new host for next year and we’ll solve that problem.’
Except it wouldn’t.
Ginger Clam is excited to see who Caitlyn’s first man will be. Donald Trump, what about a new First Ladyman to join you in the White House?
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