Oh wow, Ginger Clam hasn’t been this excited since Miley Cyrus tickled our undercarriage with her feather boa.
Keira Knightley has gone all cray cray and revealed a showstopping orgasm scene in a new Vanity Fair promotional film.
The stunning actress looks like she is doing a really painful poop, but apparently it is meant to be a recreation of Meg Ryan’s famous climax scene in When Harry Met Sally.
You can judge for yourself whether Keira is tickling her clanger or laying an egg by watching here.
London-born photographer Jason Bell included the scene in a new short film to celebrate the Brit invasion of Hollywood.
Many star names are included in the glamorous film – including Benedict Cumberbatch, Jamie Dornan, Damian Lewis, James Corden, Tom Hiddleston and Chiwetel Ejiofor. But Kiera is the only one seemingly giving birth to a watermelon.
If you are planning to have sex with Keira Knightley remember to study this video and then you’ll know if she is faking her fun.
Who do you think comes better, Meg Ryan or Lady Knightley? Take a look at the original video here and decide for yourself.
Ginger Clam has never faked one so she can’t judge.
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