Following the break up of Stefani and Gavin, yet another showbiz couple has hit splitsville this week! It’s all making Ginger Clam hornier than a rhino on heat.
The Zayn and Perrie engagement may only have lasted as long as one of the ex-1D’ers pubic hairs, but it’s certainly caused quite a stir.
Twitter has been in full meltdown following the news, with every teenage girl believing their wildest dreams have now come true – not only is Zayn single, but Perrie is apparently distraught.
Some angry fans haven’t been too kind to young Perrie, comparing her to Yoko Ono, the widow of John Lennon who was blamed for breaking up the Beatles. One loser wrote “PERRIE EDWARDS IS THE YOKO ONO OF ONE DIRECTION”.
Another troll said, “I’ve been wanting Zayn to leave Perrie’s chalky ass since they first got engaged so today is a very holy day.” Poor Perrie and her ‘chalky ass’.
1D dropout Malik, who left the pre-pubescent boyband earlier this year to pursue a solo career, has been strangely quiet over the split. We feel his silence won’t last too long though, the kid loves a social media outburst.
UK newspapers such as The Daily Mail have been losing their shit following his ‘dramatic’ twitter post… of a flower. The symbol apparently means he’s broken his silence on the break up. Ginger Clam doesn’t know what’s worse, the journalism or the drawing itself.
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