Mariah ‘boobs bigger than Nebraska’ Carey is allegedly getting jiggy with big-time Hollywood director Brett Ratner! Ginger Clam is getting clammy at the thought.

Fresh from her split with hubby Nick Cannon, Carey looks happy in love in weekend snaps taken on a luxury yacht with Ratner in St. Barts.

TMZ confirms that the couple are ‘full-throttle together’. They quote a source as saying that the pair are ‘all over each other’. This presumably may mean he is boinking her. Wonderful.

Ratner directed Carey’s classic ‘Touch My Body’ video, he now seems to have taken the lyrics literally.

The pair could make a true Hollywood power couple. Ratner is behind some of the world’s biggest blockbusters, including Rush Hour and Horrible Bosses, while Carey remains a pop icon and holds many US music record sales. She also has an award-winning set of honkers. That last fact is more important than anything else in the world.

The new couple was spotted having dinner with Courtney Love last week (in McDonalds, probably) as sightings of the pair together are becoming more and more regular.

Keep touching that body, Ratner, you’ve waited long enough.

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